1. arssolum:

    arssolum:

    i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

    image

    fuck you charmin i didnt ask

  2. (Source: windspray)

  3. worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

    worldofthecutestcuties:

    I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

  4. laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

    laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

  5. christinefriar:

    I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

    The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

    This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

    Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

  6. poryqon:

    if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

  7. Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
    My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

  8. Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

    (Source: cophines)

  9. laptopped:

    imagine banana with any other vowel

    bununu

    benene

    bonono

    binini

    bynyny

  10. combeferret:

    yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

    (Source: wesleyaccola)