1. (Source: welovewilliams)

  2. homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

  3. cumberbatchcoffeeklatch:

    Alan Rickman advises tumblr.

    (Source: social-geekasm)

  4. fishingboatproceeds: moderatelyhumorous: My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    moderatelyhumorous:

    My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

    Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

  5. Cricket and clover was lost: ryan
    Band splits: ryan
    Ryden doesn't exist: ryan
    the young veins didn't work out: ryan
    Fob on hiatus: ryan
    Justin bieber is on the radio: ryan
    No food left: ryan
    World explodes: It was ryan

  7. (Source: thefalloutboyz)

  8. (Source: theanderberrybest)

  9. evanesco-whispers:

    My talents include quoting all 20 hours of the Harry Potter movies.

  10. (Source: icouldwaitforeverivegottime)